Reports of a ninja type figure flying through the air outside Buckingham Palace have emerged today following this photograph being leaked onto the internet. After meticulous investigation, The Working Title have discovered that this was in fact a hoax started by what observers describe as two men throwing tshirts in the air and taking photographs as the clothing took the shape of a ninja and came crashing back down to earth.
Whilst no formal inquiry has been launched into the threat posed by ninjas formed by flying clothing, it is understood that the two men are members of a group called KithKin and have been spotted elsewhere in London placing sweaters over bushes and strapping tshirts into baby chairs as part of a promotional campaign for their spring/summer clothing range for Beyond The Valley. For images and videos of the photoshoot visit www.kith-kin.co.uk/features/btv